One state, Two state, Red state, Blue state

America,

While you were casting your ballots for the House of Misrepresentatives, your allies in southwest Asia did this. Fear not, though, for it's only happening to "them", over "there".

As for this popularity contest you call "freedom", it matters not whether red or blue dominates the legislature, for both parties very much enjoy being immensely wealthy, meaning we will continue to see exploitation and war, fuelled, of course, by our tax dollars.

Thank you, America, for maintaining the status quo.