"We're safer, but we're not yet safe."

Are you sure we're safer? They're shitting themselves something awful over at the Post, it seems. I don't know how safe people can feel while their country is at war.

I guess they didn't have time to train you enough commands.

The last three multi-term Republican presidents have been kookier and kookier each time...

...and each time, they scare the shit out of me more than the last.