Future Ambitions

"I'm gonna start my own militia."
"Do tell."
"I'm gonna use a militia to seize control of the plutonium in Chechnya."
"How do you plan on doing that? Are you planning to recruit here? Chechnya is awfully far away, you know."
"Of course, I can't bring anyone from here. I'll probably find some child soldiers in Africa to do the job."
"And what do you plan on doing once you've seized said plutonium? I suppose there isn't much you can do except sell it."
"Of course, I'm going to sell it. Once the plutonium is mine, I make my way into the black market and off I go."
"And what has compelled you to want to do this?"
"Someone's going to do it, so it might as well be me."